And of potato crisps...
‘Ah, a beer would wash down well...’
But no, no, and no. Little Hairy-Harry was well-bred and well-mannered and that should be the end of that. Except that… his personal hygiene left a lot to be desired.
‘I don’t give a damn. Nobody knows me. Nobody can see me in my hideout. I’m all alone, minding my bloody fucking business, and nobody is going to bugger around with me.’
He inhaled deeply from his armpits. Then struck by a sudden dizzy spell, considered that perhaps it was time to take a shower.
‘I. Stink.’
A certain manly pride took possession of his little hairless torso.
‘Yup. Fwoah. I really honk.’
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